My Once Upon A Time fanfic, You Had Me At Malfeasance is a series of one-off’s set in and around various scenes in the show – sort of a behind-the-scenes set of fics. In this chapter, Hook and Emma share a conversation, just a few days after that first, infamous kiss . . .
She pulled herself out of the pool of water, glancing around carefully. It felt good to get the sweat and steam of the jungle off of her, even if it was temporary. She stood, wringing the water out of her hair, and then waved her arms, trying to generate some air flow around her body, in lieu of a towel.
“Keep flapping your arms like that and you’ll end up with an audience of Lost Boys,” Hook said.
She jumped, grabbing her clothes and holding them in front of her as she turned. He was standing a few yards away, with his back to her.
“How long have you been there?” She demanded. “It’s pretty low…spying on someone while they bathe.” She yanked her shirt over her head, then struggled to push her wet legs into her pants.
“Calm down, Swan, I’m only keeping watch for you.”
“I don’t recall inviting you.” Continue reading